Scotty teases Kirk, Tim Russ does not have pointed ears, Chekov makes nurses out of some reporters (and why are there so damn many reporters on a ship with no medical staff? If you have time to arrange a press conference you have time to grab some pre-med students), and Data has feels and sings about scanning for life-forms.

I cannot figure out what Chekov says in Russian and it is much irritating me. It sounds like ‘ну водитель но’ but that… does not make sense.