‘Why has this phone been handed to me without the speaker on why is he still talking shit i am supposed to be writing this down shit where is the speaker button where is the key i am supposed to be hitting now oh ..- -. ..-. ..- -.-. -.- it.’

Seriously, typing with one hand is so much easier when you only need to worry about a few keys.

Of course there is still the issue of transcribing it back…