Those aren’t ‘other funny-shaped presents’. Those are remnants of my first three attempts to wrap a damn simple box.

It’s not like i’m being a perfectionist here and tearing it all down because the tape is a bit off-centre. It’s more like i keep accidentally tearing holes in the wrapping paper. Huge holes. Defeats-the-purpose-of-wrapping-the-present-to-begin-with-holes.

I’m going to pretend this is really flimsy wrapping paper.

And i’m going out to see if i can find a store which still has gift bags in stock. I know my weaknesses and i’m not going to fight them right now.